To love, honor, and...murder.
Mario is so invisible to women, he might as well be in the witness protection program. He just wanted to get married...but not to the mob!
F-rced to harbor a hit man in his family's funeral home, Mario the "undertaker to the world" becomes trapped in a mob war.
While all the killing is good for business, it's killing romance. Finally, with nothing left to lose, Mario risks life and "limp" to find a wife among the bullets.
Academy AwardÂ® winner Adrien Brody (The Pianist, The Last Time I Committed Suicide), Jeff Wincott (Last Man Standing), Kari Wuhrer (Amanda) and Burt Young (Rocky) star in a dead-on comedy that proves love can bloom even in the most dangerous places.