Too Intense For Children & Small Dogs!
Kung Fu experts from outer space select the tiny community of Grand Bosh (near the Canadian border, eh?) as the site for their bizarre agricultural experiment. The result is human hands growing in the fields and spontaneous combustion of the townspeople, placing the sheriff in the difficult position of having to do his job. When all seems lost, some local teenagers decide to take matters into their own hands, as if they have a clue. And what of the indestructible Mr. Buckner - is he of this world, or simply a Mister Rogers archetype gone horribly wrong?
A much sought-after cult favorite to a generation of sci-fi fans, this misbegotten symphony of cinematic schlock reeks of violence, nudity, gore, incorrect use of chainsaws, continuity problems and little socially redeeming value - just like many of today's Hollywood blockbusters!