S.O.D.: Kill Yourself - The Movie

"but Stormtroopers Of Death is the real star of this movie. They steal every scene they're in." --Van Hammersly, TEN SECOND REVIEW

Who the hell are these guys? The ultimate metal/hardcore crossover? A comic book gone awry? A side project born out of utter boredom? Four guys that met at a bus stop? Or, are Charlie Benante, Scott Ian, Danny Lilker and Billy Milano really terrorists under the guise of "witty musicians", being controlled by great conspiratorial of the secret organization know as the Crab Society? Supposedly headed by the international criminal mastermind Harry Wu (just to whisper his name is to invite a world of pain to your doorstep!), the Crab Society has unleased S.O.D. every seven years since 1985 onto an unwitting public, spreading their message of evil throughout the world! Coincidence? I think not. Only you can decide.

Lo, things of such great importance are revealed in this film as to shake the very foundations of our society! Be forewarned, this film will offend you, no doubt. With it's brutal uncompromising music, politically incorrect humor, and total disregard for animal safety, S.O.D. has found a way to offend everyone. And if you are not offended, well then you've been into One Of Them!

This is their plan! My God man, at all costs, they must be stopped!