Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Undead
Broke, slacker Julian (Jake Hoffman) pines for his ex-girlfriend, Anna (Devon Aoki) who is dating goofy wannabe mobster Bobby Bianchi (Ralph Macchio). Julian thinks he's scored his big break when he meets the very pale Romanian Impresario Theo (John Ventimiglia) about a job directing Hamlet. When Julian doesn't know - Theo is actually a master vampire in a centuries long feud with the real Hamlet! Added into the mix is a dimwitted detective (Jeremy Sisto), the Holy Grail, the Rosicrucian Society, a bunch of sexy vamps, God and a score by Sean Lennon all in one fantastic film!