Shakespeare is back from the dead
Broke slacker Julian (Jake Hoffman) pines for his ex-girlfriend, Anna (Devon Aoki), who is dating goofy wannabe-mobster Bobby Bianchi (Ralph Macchio). Julian thinks he's scored his big break when he meets the very pale Romanian impresario Theo (John Ventimiglia) about a job directing Hamlet. What Julian doesn't know - Theo is actually a master vampire in a centuries-long feud with the real Hamlet! Added into the mix is a dimwitted detective (Jeremy Sisto), the Holy Grail, the Rosicrucian Society, a bunch of sexy vamps, God, and a score by Sean Lennon all in one fantastic film!