Beer League / Fifty Pills (Double Feature)
Artie Lange's Beer League
No Gut, No Glory.
Beer, broads, and softball combine with hilarious results in Artie Lange's Beer League, an over-the-top comedy about a group of misfits whose weekly softball games descend more into fights for macho dominance than making home runs. When love enters his life (Cara Buono), it unexpectedly alters Artie's low self-esteem; and the odds for winning - not only the league trophy but a new life - are considerably amped along with the comedy and chaos.
Darren Giles (Lou Taylor Pucci, Southland Tales) has lost his college scholarship and doesn't have the cash to stay in college another semester. Unless he can survive a teenage dominatrix and New York's biggest drug mogul, convince his parents he's not gay, write a passing paper on Dante's Inferno, escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy, and sell fifty pills of Ecstasy in time to make his tuition payment, he'll never get the chance to date the girl of his dreams (Kristen Bell, Forgetting Sarah Marshall).