One Foot In The Grave: Season 2
"You will come back from your holiday to receive an extremely unpleasant rectal examination from three men in peaked caps. Your clothes will go missing on the other side of the world. Your house will be completely consumed by a hideous fireball... I'll never call Russell Grant a vacuous lump of whale blubber ever again!"
Life continues to throw more slings and arrows at Victor as he and Margaret move to a new house. Next door, the cheerful but terminally boring Nick Swainey seems intent on disturbing Victor's peaceful retirement, while on the other side Patrick and Pippa's lives are made a misery from the moment they first meet the Meldrews.
In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You Scream
Victor and Margaret return from holiday to find that though their house has been demolished, someone has still managed to post a sample of HP spicy sauce through the letter box.
We Have Put Her Living In The Tomb
The Meldrews are entrusted with the responsibility of tortoise sitting and Victor helpfully informs the Secretary General of the United Nations that he's been using TCP.
Margaret is joining an amateur dramatics society. Meanwhile, Victor is writing a situation comedy - when he isn't continuing a feud against a litterbug.
Who Will Buy?
Victor fends off a toy dinosaur salesman and resurrects Cuthbert the ventriloquist's dummy... Meanwhile Pippa thinks he is responsible for the murder of an elderly blind man...
Love And Death
A weekend with April and Vince - who run a boarding house at a seaside resort - finds Victor getting an unusual present, assaulting some midgets with insect repellent and making seagull noises in a public lavatory.
As Victor is unable to sl--p, he kindly ensures that Margaret also gets no peace. Things get so desperate that he even contemplates opening Ronnie and Mildred's Christmas present from last year...