A rousing spoof of mythical proportions.
In a mythical realm long ago, beautiful but diminutive Throbbit Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.
The String was forged by the ancient villainess Horspank (Paige Richards), and those who possess the slinky and sexy under-garment experience supreme invincibility...and a whole lot more! Bildo is accompanied on her dangerous mission by two fellow Throbbits, evading all evil-doers including the Dorc of a power-crazed wizard.
Along the treacherous path, Bildo and company also meet up with a fearless fighter-the dethroned Queen Araporn (Barbara Joyce)-who joins their quest to Party-Pooper Volcano, the only place where the G-String can be destroyed. As the epic journey reaches its finale, Bildo must be wary of a bizarre and hideous creature who desires the G-String and will stop at nothing in his mad quest to have it.
Lord of the String...a spectacular and rousing adventure the likes of which has never been told pitting good against evil, small against big, and beautiful against ugly!
Micheal R. Thomas