The outrageous, award winning U.K. Comedy Series
Series 3: All Eight Episodes!
Are You Right There, Father Ted?- When Ted inadvertently offends the Chinese community of Craggy Island, Dougal suggests a special event to restore his reputation and celebrate the islands diversity.
Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep- Chris the Sheep is off his food, he's noting and now he's started to burp. Having bet the entire year's heating allowance that Chris will be the annual "King of the Sheep" competition, Ted is determined to nurse him back to health.
Speed 3- When Craggy Island's playboy milkman, Pat Mustard, is fired, Dougal takes over his route. But a jealous Pat has planted a bomb in the mail truck, and it will go off if Dougal doesn't keep driving- at over four miles an hour!
The Mainland- A trip to the mainland always leads to trouble, and Father Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. His misgivings are justified during a tour of the Very Dark Caves... and afterwards when he has to bail Mrs. Doyle out of jail.
Escape from Victory- Rugged Island's Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to beat Ted in the annual All Priest over Seventy Football Match. And Craggy Island's ace center forward, Father Jack has drunk an entire bottle of an alcoholicing aid banned in most of Europe.
Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse- Having lost his bet on the football match, Father Ted has to pay his forfeit... by kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse. The intimidating Bishop soon arrives on Craggy Island with his assistant, the most sarcastic priest in Ireland.
Night of the Nearly Dead- Singing sensation Eoin McLove secretly visits Mrs. Doyle for tea after she wins a poetry competition on his TV show. When the secret leaks out, his devoted elderly fans besiege the Parochial House.
Going to America- An act of uncharacteristic heroism by Ted leads to a job offer in Beverly Hills! With his lifetime's ambition about to be realized, Ted has only one problem... how will he tell Father Jack, Father Dougal and Mrs. Doyle that they're not invited?
Bonus Episode- A Christmassy Ted- All Father Ted wants is "a nice Christmas with no unusual incidents or strange people turning up." But no one can hear Ted's prayer above the pandemonium of the Parochial House.