"It's big, it's beautiful, and you're going to love it"
What do drag queens, aspiring sex therapists and Tori Spelling have in common? They're part of a madcap night out in Manhattan for two frustrated guys that are desperate to find a place...any place.
Gabe (Christian Campbell) and Mark (J.P. Pitoc) aren't asking for much - just a simple one night stand. All they need is a place to seal the deal. Sound easy? Not when your neurotic best friend (Tori Spelling, The House of Yes, TV's "Beverly Hills, 90210") is trying to revive a dying musical career off-off-off- Broadway, your cabaret singing co-worker has just broken up with his boyfriend of seven years and the entire city seems set for a nervous breakdown.
It's one chaotic event after another as these two hopeful romantics try to stop the city so they can get off!